10 civilized people and 150 cannibals take a majority vote on who's going in the pot (General nature of the proceedings): "Unga-bunga-unga-bunga-unga-bunga! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Unga-bunga-unga-bunga-unga-bunga!"
Iraq (Saddam Hussein): "Me eatem Zionist, then me make chemical weapons for gassing Kurds."
Saudi Arabia: "Zionism equals racism. Me choppem Christian heads, then me flog women who expose their faces!"
Mainland China: "Ugh! Zionism equals racism. Me shoot students in Tiananmen Square, choppem out organs for transplants into high-ranking Party officials. Then me go make nuclear weapons to threaten Yankee-pig imperialsts' West Coast. Unga-bunga-unga-bunga-unga-bunga!"
Sudan: "Give me piece of Zionist, me hungry! Me go out and enslave Christian Blacks, rape-um Black women, then me demand reparations for slavery in United States. Unga-bunga-unga-bunga-unga-bunga! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!"
Afghanistan (Taliban): "Unga-bunga! Zionism is a form of racism! Me put foreign aid missionaries on trial for promoting Christianity, then me force women into veils. Women chattels, no have rights! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Unga-bunga!"![]()
- Countries that are unfit to govern themselves... the people would probably have been better off under colonialism
Countries that are unfit to govern themselves, let alone judge others
Legend below
Afghanistan (Osama bin Laden)
Revolutionary Association of the Women of Afghanistan (RAWA)Cambodia (the killing fields)
China (Mainland, not Taiwan) (Falun Gong)
(Tiananman Square)
Threats to Taiwan, threats against the United States, illegal occupation of Tibet
Iraq (Kuwait)
(Kurds)
North Korea Palestinian Authority Rwanda (Tutsis and Hutus)
Saudi Arabia Sudan (Enslavement of Black Christians by white "Muslims")
Zimbabwe Theft of land from its owners
United Nations-designated safe area
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This is a picture of a so-called safe area in a place like Bosnia. The three people in the picture are "safe" according to the standards of the United Nations.