A Shahid Gets His 70 Virgins

Middle Eastern terror organizations (PLO, Osama bin Laden, and so on) tell their people that shahids (martyrs) will get the personal services of 70 or so virgins when they go to Paradise. Note that "shahid," when repeated over and over again, contracts to "shid," which sounds like something else... and that describes them, their beliefs (not Islam, but rather a perversion and defilement of Islam), and their cause. Shahid = shid = shit = feces.
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