 Ooohhh,
that beak and those talons are just tooooo violent... and don't get us
started on those arrows it holds in one claw. Lose the arrows, keep the
olive branch. |
 This
from the city of Berkeley, California, which enacted (4-3) a resolution
to oppose U.S. military action in Afghanistan. We are not sure how
this sheep digests its food without an intestine but we know it is gutless.
As mammals, sheep are vertibrates, but we suspect that this variety is
spineless as well. Governor Gray Davis just enacted legislation to restrict
firearm ownership even further. This will doubtlessly help terrorists slaughter
Californians like sheep should they choose to do so. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
and Barbara Boxer (D-CA) also want to compel Americans to be easily-slaughtered
sheep. |
 The
Million Mom March and Brady Campaign (also known as Handgun Control Incorporated),
and Violence Policy Center, all of which are still agitating for gun laws
to make it easier for terrorists (and violent criminals) to kill law-abiding
Americans should like this one: the yellow-bellied white-livered rabbit.
"Run away and call 911." (1) You can't outrun a bullet, and thugs who hijack
airplanes and send anthrax through the mail don't obey gun laws. (It's
illegal to possess anthrax, let alone mail it, isn't it?) (2) The innocent
people called 911 on September 11, look where it got them. (Those who ignored
the Left's advice and fought back on Flight 93 saved others and, although
they didn't save themselves, they had a lot more chance than the people
on the other three planes.) |
 The
invertibrate annelid or, as it's more commonly known, the belly-crawling
spineless worm. An ideal mascot for the American Jewish Congress,
Robert Corlin's American Medical Association, Doctors Against Handgun Injury,
Physicians for Social Responsibility, and Union of American Hebrew Congregations,
all of which are agitating for laws to disarm Americans. (To the two Jewish
groups: didn't you learn anything from 1933-1945, or from Israel's history?
Let's try it again... freedom isn't free. Now try the Hanukkah story,
most Jews learn it as children.) Also Charles Schumer and Hillary Clinton
(D-NY), Richard Daley (D-IL), Parris Glendenning (D-MD), Ted Kennedy (D-MA),
Senate Majority Leader Thosama bin Daschle, and Joseph Lieberman (D-CT)
apparently agree with the terrorists that there should be more gun control
for law-abiding citizens. |