Absentee ballot: (voter received assistance from Democratic ward boss). "Reason for absentee ballot: illness or disability. The voter was wrapped completely in bandages and was therefore unable to go to the polls." |
Procedure:
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Absentee ballot request form for registered Chicago Democrats: "Quantity desired ____________"
William Jefferson Clinton![]() |
Hillary Rodham Clinton![]() |
New! Bill Clinton and his Cigar. Pinnochio II. Read the
Starr Report, available in adult bookstores near you.

New (2/23/99). I thought of this one after reading "Juanita Broaddrick
Meets the Press," Wall Street Journal, 2/19/99, page A18.
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"The Commentraitors," in Review and Outlook, Wall Street Journal,
3/10/99
"Mr. Hickey's [Juanita Broaddrick's son] credibility was such that two other former Clinton aides, Dee Dee Myers and David Gergen, followed up to say they found both mother and son believable. This startled CNN's Jeff Greenfield, who noted that this meant that two former aides were essentially saying they thing Bill Clinton might be a rapist."The same article discusses Clinton lawyer David Kendall's response to Ms. Broaddrick's allegation: "It reads, 'Any allegation that the president assaulted Ms. Broaddrick more than 20 years ago is absolutely false. Beyond that we are not going to comment.'"I'd also point out that no one ever accused Jimmy Carter (who was President 20 years ago) of even being unfaithful to his wife, or going beyond "lusting after women in [his] heart." Now, could Mr. Kendall discuss the allegation that the Attorney General of Arkansas assaulted Juanita Hickey in a hotel room? |
Note: President Clinton is legally not a rapist, since he has never been convicted of this offense. Since the statute of limitations has expired for the alleged assault on Juanita Broaddrick/Hickey, however, this case can never be tried in a court of law. (Evidence similar to that presented by Ms. Broaddrick- a woman's credible story even without corroborating testimony- was apprently sufficient to convict boxer Mike Tyson of sexual assualt several years ago. In Ms. Broaddrick's/Hickey's case, two witnesses- nurse Norma Rogers and future husband David Broaddrick- saw lip injuries consistent with her story. Ms. Rogers also saw Ms. Broaddrick's torn pantyhose.) The key point of this picture is that it grabs attention: a viewer who would never have stopped to read the Wall Street Journal excerpt would probably read it after seeing the picture.
Another thought- Bill Clinton supported legislation that bars persons with misdemeanor domestic violence records from possessing handguns. What is his position on rapists having access to nuclear weapons?
Mmmmph! Gwiffle shumpf mmmphummmph yummph schlumpph!
Carville's wife is the famous political commentator and herpetologist Mary Matalin- she apparently fell in love with this fascinating subject of her herpetology studies.
Indiana Jones: "Snakes. I hate snakes."
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This ceremonial mask was seen
at the Field Museum of Natural History's "Pacific Spirits" exhibit. It
is supposedly quite old, but I suspect that the natives made it to commemorate
President Clinton's visit to their island. It is probably based on the
President's greeting to their female citizens- similar to his alleged greetings
to Paula Jones and Juanita Broaddrick.
(The "censored" box over the First Member is somewhat gratuitous. The mask is considered acceptable for display to persons of all ages in a museum.) |
A Letter to the President
Dear Mr. President: