The End of the Million Mom March

We can only speculate on why the Million Mom March Foundation felt that it had to liquidate itself and transfer its assets to the Brady Center but the information and that at http://www.stentorian.com/2ndamend/mmm/form990.html ("problems" with the group's tax return for 2000) suggest that, had it not done so, its 501(c)(3) exemption would have been revoked by the Internal Revenue Service because of widespread evidence of abuse of that status.
  • The Scoreboard: Enemy organizations destroyed, enemy organizations still at large
  • Message to gun control supporters:  Only vampires turn into dust in sunlight, antigun groups' deeds can't stand the light of day either.
  • Destruction of the Million Mom March (official, 1 October 2001)
    • Current status of the Million Mom March
    • The destruction of the Million Mom March: Justice for John William and Ashley Danielle Carpenter
    • Chronology of the Million Mom March's demise
    • Million Mom March leader Mary Leigh Blek caught lying to the United Nations
    • Million Mom March Foundation's fiscal 2000 tax return (Form 990) contains what I consider substantial inaccuracies. Take a look and judge for yourself.
Select:
Enemy organizations (Uncle Romulus' proscription list) and their status
Legend: Bold: Major antigun organization    Normal: Minor antigun group or ally of a major group   Small: Policy/ public relations victory
American Jewish Congress (AJC) [1,2]
American Medical Association (AMA) [1,3]
Americans for Handgun Safety
Handgun Control Inc. (Brady Center, CPHV)
Million Mom March
Physicians for Social Responsibility
Progressivefunds.com
Union of American Hebrew Congregations (UAHC) [1,2,4]
Violence Policy Center [1]
William Penn Foundation [1?, 5]
Second Amendment supporter or organization
Problem Solved
Najda Adolf and Jim March
  1. Million Mom March, coup de grace delivered in March, 2001
Bill Levinson (Uncle Romulus of Stentorian.com)
  1. Million Mom March, back broken in April-May 2000
  2. Progressivefunds.com, destroyed in March 2002
National Rifle Association
I sent several  letters to the NRA that identified opportunities to devastate the antigun movement by using the antigun groups' own actions against them. I got back form letter responses, and the recommendations apparently went in one ear and out the other. Well, the score to date speaks pretty much for itself.

talk.politics.guns (collectively)
  • Ace Hardware dumps Rosie O'Donnell
  • Lowe's removes anti-firearm opinion from its Web site
[1] Believed to be 501(c)(3) tax-exempt, which means they can be reported to the IRS if they use money to support political candidates. They also can use only a limited amount of money to influence legislation, and their 501(c)(3) status can be revoked for engaging in propaganda as opposed to education.
[2]I am, incidentally, Jewish. I really resent the AJC and UAHC speaking for me on the Second Amendment. In fact, they have no business speaking on the Second Amendment at all. They are, meanwhile, doing little or nothing about the conversion of Jews to other religions, except going, "Oy! Oy! Oy! [beating self and wailing] Another Jew became a Messainic Jew!" And they are doing little or nothing about Palestinian Liberation Organization propaganda--- while I AM doing something about it. Although I'm not very religious at all, maybe I'm more Jewish than they are. I refer fellow Jewish Americans to this organization regarding gun control.
[3] AMA President Richard Corlin's position
[4] Rabbi Eric Yoffie's endorsement of Albert Gore (on the UAHC's 501(c)(3) tax-exempt money?) at the Million Mom March in May, 2000. "We are ready for a knockdown, drag-out, no-holds barred battle against the NRA - which is the real criminal lobby in this country, and which is drenched in the blood of murdered children. Sure, we may not have the money of the NRA, but we've got savvy, grit and passion, and we're going to find out who's getting NRA funds, and who's  benefitting from NRA ads, and we're going to vote for the other guy! ..." "The American people, I believe, are ready for a leader who will take on the fanatics and support sensible gun control." Uhhh, which leader did you mean, Yoffie, Bush or Gore?
[5] Gave grants to the Brady Center and Pennsylvania Million Mom March

So what's a proscription list, anyway? It's essentially a "feces" list, as shown in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.

ANTONY:  These many, then, shall die; their names are prick'd.
OCTAVIUS: Your brother too must die; consent you, Lepidus?
LEPIDUS: I do consent--
OCTAVIUS: Prick him down, Antony.
LEPIDUS: Upon condition Publius shall not live,
     Who is your sister's son, Mark Antony.
ANTONY:  He shall not live; look, with a spot I damn him.
...
OCTAVIUS: So you thought him;
     And took his voice who should be prick'd to die,
     In our black sentence and proscription.
In this application (destruction of the anti-Second Amendment movement), we are referring to the effects of legal, nonviolent, and socially acceptable methods as opposed to how the Romans dealt with their political enemies. (Well, I suppose what they did was socially acceptable, if definietely violent and not technically legal, in their era: Edgar Rice Burroughs' I am a Barbarian has its hero remark that there have always been Romans, and there will always be Romans as long as the supply of poison and daggers holds out.)

Gun Control Supporters

Before you get too upset over this page, think of the following. The end does not always justify the means, but the means often vindicates the ends.
As an example, the fact that driving a stake into someone's heart kills him does not mean he was a vampire. Driving a stake into anyone's heart would kill him. Similarly, an election victory that is won through a political victory fund like the NRA's, or through creative uses of 501(c)(3) tax-exempt money as practiced by the Million Mom March, does not mean the victor is "right."

On the other hand, if someone turns into dust when you expose him to sunlight, it's pretty conclusive proof that he was indeed a vampire, because non-vampires do not turn into dust in sunlight. The fact that the organizations that are listed as having been destroyed WERE destroyed by the legal, nonviolent, and socially acceptable methods that were used is pretty good evidence that their deeds, like vampires, couldn't stand the light of day. And that should tell you something about the entire antigun movement.

Million Mom March: ? 1999- 1 October, 2001
But let me put an end unto my theme:
There was an end of the Million Mom March -- hapless group!
Far flash'd its burning towers o'er Potomac's stream,
And redly ran his blushing waters down.
The horrid war-whoop and the shriller scream
Rose still; but fainter were the thunders grown:
Of forty thousand who had march'd the Mall,
Some hundreds kept on -- the rest deserted all!

The White Hats now were conquerors -- a match
For Timour or for Zinghis in their trade.            [Tamerlane, Genghis Khan]
While collectivists and Serviles, beneath their eyes, like madmen
Raved, and the controversy's roar was scarce allay'd,
With victorious hands they wrote their first despatch;
And here exactly follows what they said: --
"Glory to Liberty and the Constitution!" (Powers
Eternal! such names mingled!)
           "The Million Mom March is ours."

paraphrased from George Gordon, Lord Byron, Don Juan, 8th Canto (originally the storm of Ismail by Aleksandr V. Suvorov, Russo-Turkish wars)

Rest in pieces. Even Hitler's Thousand Year Reich lasted more than a decade.
From Handgun Control Incorporated/ Brady Campaign "(Washington, D.C. - June 28, 2001) The Brady Campaign and the Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence and the Million Mom March announced today that the organizations would merge on October 1."

In simple language, the stricken Million Mom March, which is no longer capable of surviving as a viable force in American politics, has chosen to die gracefully (save face) by "merging" with the down-but-not-out Handgun Control Incorporated/ Brady Campaign. Our side must not let the destroyed MMM save face, we must make it absolutely clear to the public that the Million Mom March is dead thanks to its own dishonesty, hidden agenda, and lies.

Management expert Tom Peters says, "You don't get an eagle by merging two turkeys." By absorbing the dying Million Mom March, the Brady Campaign acquires all its liabilities, like lying to its own members about "13 children a day and allegations of using tax-exempt money to support political campaigns. Instead of two political/public relations targets our side now has one. It makes our job much easier. One should never count on an enemy's stupidity but it is always welcome when it manifests itself.

Progressivefunds.com
In February 2002, Progressivefunds.com had a Web page entitled "Handgun Control, Inc. Online Shopping Mall." It said, "Raise money for Handgun Control Inc. every time you shop online." It listed many businesses, including Dell Computers. Second Amendment supporters began to announce their intention to boycott Dell.

It turned out that neither Dell nor the other merchants support HCI. Progressivefunds had an affiliate program through Linkshare, and it apparently set up its Linkshare account to give the proceeds to HCI whenever someone bought something through that Web page. A pro-Second Amendment group could have done this just as easily. I sent the following letter to Linkshare:

Subject:  Abuse of Linkshare by affiliate to imply merchant endorsement of gun control politics
   Date:  Fri, 01 Mar 2002 12:28:45 -0500
   From:     "William A. Levinson" <wlevinso ix.netcom.com>
     To:   contact linkshare.com  (@s deleted to prevent address harvesting)

Linkshare,

I'm writing to you about the following Web page, http://www.progressivefunds.com/hci/,  "Handgun Control, Inc. Online
Shopping Mall." It says, "Raise money for Handgun Control Inc. every time you shop online," and it lists many Linkshare merchants in a manner that can be easily construed... in fact, WAS construed... as suggesting that these merchants endorse Handgun Control Inc.'s position on gun control.

An incident (since cleared up) between Dell Computers and a small business, Weigand Combat Handguns, sparked a furor in the pro-Second Amendment community. http://www.progressivefunds.com/hci/ is now being cited in Internet newsgroups and on Dell's customer discussion boards as evidence that Dell is anti-Second Amendment. Some people want to boycott Dell, as they did Smith & Wesson and K-Mart.

My own opinion was that HCI is either lying ABOUT Dell's support, or lied TO Dell to get its support, because HCI has a long history of lying and dealing in half-truths. It looks like the former, but with progressivefunds.com telling the half-truth.  The half that is true is
that HCI DOES get money whenever anyone buys through http://www.progressivefunds.com/hci/.

The untrue half that is implied by this page is that the merchants listed support HCI. Nowhere does the page say that the transaction goes through Linkshare and that anyone (including pro-Second Amendment groups) can be Linkshare affiliates. Posting the merchants' names in this context, without explanation, can easily damage them by causing Second Amendment supporters to boycott them.

I urge you to look at http://www.progressivefunds.com/hci/ yourselves to see what you think, and whether http://www.progressivefunds.com/ should continue to be a Linkshare affiliate in light of the trouble it has
caused for Dell Computers and possibly the other merchants it has listed without an explanatory note. If you want to see some of the trouble I'm talking about, look at Yahoo's stock message board for Dell.

-Bill Levinson

copied to talk.politics.guns, Dell message boards.

As of about 15 March, 2002: http://www.progressivefunds.com/hci/ and also http://www.progressivefunds.com/
 
"Under Construction:  The site you were trying to reach does not currently have a default page. It may be in the process of being upgraded. Please try this site again later. If you still experience the problem, try contacting the Web site administrator."
Damage assessment: Progressivefunds.com's Linkshare affiliate status was revoked for the reason described.

Other Victories

Awards (my answer to the Million Moms' "Apple Pie Award" page)

Aleksandr V. Suvorov / George S. Patton Cold Steel Award

for actions that underscore the principle of "getting in the enemy's face"-- the underlying principle of the Greco-Roman (Western) way of war

"Very few people have ever been killed with the bayonet or the sabre, but the fear of having their guts explored with cold steel in the hands of battle-maddened men has won many a fight." - General George S. Patton, Jr.

"Stab once and throw the Turk off the bayonet. Bayonet another, bayonet a third; a real warrior will bayonet half a dozen and more." -Field Marshal Alexander V. Suvorov (1729-1800)

"The bullet's an idiot, the bayonet's a fine chap." - Field Marshal Alexander V. Suvorov

Uncle Romulus' Triumphal Procession

Nike, goddess of Victory

for actions that inflict massive damage on the antigun movement, bringing us closer to the day when Uncle Rom can say, "Please pass the salt." (As in what Rome did to Carthage after the Third Punic War)


NY Senate Candidate Rich Lazio
During a debate, Lazio confronted Hillary Clinton with a signed pledge against soft campaign money and invited her to sign-- in front of the camera and audience. She gibbered and gobbled like a turkey. This underscores the traumatic psychological shock that can be inflicted by the moral equivalent of a bayonet attack.
Jim March and Najda Adolf for delivering the apparent organizational death blow to the Million Mom March

Commemorative Poetry

But let me put an end unto my theme: 
There was an end of Ismail -- hapless town! 
Far flash'd her burning towers o'er Danube's stream, 
And redly ran his blushing waters down. 
The horrid war-whoop and the shriller scream 
Rose still; but fainter were the thunders grown: 
Of forty thousand who had mann'd the wall, 
Some hundreds breathed -- the rest were silent all!

Suwarrow now was conqueror -- a match       [Suwarrow = A. V. Suvorov]
For Timour or for Zinghis in his trade.            [Tamerlane, Genghis Khan]
While mosques and streets, beneath his eyes, like thatch 
Blazed, and the cannon's roar was scarce allay'd, 
With bloody hands he wrote his first despatch; 
And here exactly follows what he said: -- 
 "Glory to God and to the Empress!" (Powers     [Catherine II, "The Great"]
Eternal! such names mingled!) "Ismail's ours." 
-George Gordon, Lord Byron, Don Juan, 8th Canto


King Henry V to Smith & Wesson on its business woes:

KING HENRY V God quit you in his mercy! Hear your sentence. 
You have conspired against the Second Amendment, 
Join'd with an enemy proclaim'd and from his coffers 
Received the golden earnest of our downfall; 
Wherein you would have sold your customers to gun registration and confiscation, 
Your fellow Americans to servitude, 
Gun owners to oppression and contempt 
And our whole country into desolation. 
Touching our person seek we no revenge; 
But we our Constitution's safety must so tender, 
Whose ruin you have sought, that to our boycott 
We do deliver you. Get you therefore hence, 
Poor miserable wretches, to your economic death: 
The taste whereof, God of his mercy give 
You patience to endure, and true repentance 
Of all your dear offences! Bear them hence. 

We will forgive S&W for its deal with Bill Clinton (who, as it turned out, couldn't hold up his end, to give S&W preference in goverment contracts) when it is under completely new management, perhaps bought out by another firearm company. Until then, don't buy new Smith & Wesson firearms.

First Ambassador Thus, then, in few.
        Your highness, lately sending into Washington,
        Did claim some certain privileges, in the right
        Of your great predecessors, the Founding Fathers
        In answer of which claim, Rosie O'Donnell our mistress
        Says that you savour too much of your youth,
        And bids you be advised there's nought in America
        That can be with a nimble galliard won;
        You cannot own a gun and, if you do, you should go to jail.
        She therefore sends you, meeter for your spirit,
        This tun of treasure; and, in lieu of this,
        Desires you let the Second Amendment rights that you claim
        Hear no more of you. This Rosie O'Donnell speaks. 

KING HENRY V What treasure, uncle? 

EXETER Tennis-balls and trigger locks, my liege. 

KING HENRY V We are glad Rosie O'Donnell is so pleasant with us;
        Her present and your pains we thank you for:
        When we have march'd our rackets to these balls,
        We will, in Washington, by God's grace, play a set
        Shall strike the entire gun control movement into the hazard.
        Tell her she hath made a match with such a wrangler
        That all the courts of HCI will be disturb'd
        With chaces. 
        And tell the pleasant witch* this mock of hers 
        Hath turn'd her balls to political gun-stones; and her soul
        Shall stand sore charged for the wasteful vengeance
        That shall fly with them: for many a thousand votes
        Shall this her mock mock out of the Democrat Left
        Mock pols from their offices, mock the entire gun control movement down;
        And some are yet ungotten and unborn
        That shall have cause to curse Rosie O'Donnell's scorn.
        But this lies all within the will of God,
        To whom I do appeal; and in whose name
        Tell you Donna Dees-Thomases I am coming on,
        To venge me as I may and to put forth
        My rightful hand in a well-hallow'd cause.
        So get you hence in peace; and tell Ms. O'Donnell
        Her jest will savour but of shallow wit,
        When thousands weep more than did laugh at it.
        Convey them with safe conduct. Fare you well. 

* and I don't mean Wiccans. I actually mean something else but "witch" will do for polite company.

The Dauphin's achievement, by the way, was to make it easy for even non-Catholics to remember that Saint Crispin's Day falls on October 25.
 

Thought for the Day
(From the Greek classics-- who says Second Amendment supporters are uncultured?)

Achilles now
like inhuman fire raging on through the mountain gorges
splinter-dry, setting ablaze big stands of timber,
the wind swirling the huge fireball left and right--
chaos of fire--- Achilles storming on with brandished spear
like a frenzied god of battle trampling all he killed
and the earth ran black with blood. Thundering on,
on like oxen broad in the brow some field hand yokes
to crush white barley heaped on a well-laid threshing floor
and the grain is husked out fast by the bellowing oxen's hoofs--
so as the great Achilles rampaged on, his sharp-hoofed stallions
trampled shields and corpses, axle under his chariot splashed
with blood, blood on the handrails sweeping round the car,
sprays of blood shooting up from the stallions' hoofs
and churning, whirling rims-- and the son of Peleus
charioteering on to seize his glory, bloody filth
splattering both strong arms, Achilles' invincible arms--

Homer, The Iliad, Robert Fagles' translation
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