"I'm Handgun Control International"

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Carl Rowan, one of the country's foremost gun control advocates, supported the idea, "If you have a gun you should go to jail- period." One night, Rowan heard people trespassing on his property. He produced an unregistered .22 pistol, fired a warning shot in their direction, and hit one of them in the wrist. Rowan was not convicted or jailed for possessing a gun despite Washington DC's strict gun laws, or for firing it at a person who was committing, at worst, a misdemeanor.
Most states do not permit you to fire a gun at someone who is not threatening someone's life. While a burglar in your house is assumed by many states to be such a threat, a trespasser in your yard is not. Only in medieval times was the lord of the manor allowed to shoot or hang peasants for trespassing, poaching, and so on.

Carl Rowan, an affluent member of the liberal elite, apparently believes (like Senator Dianne Feinstein, D-CA, whose power and influence enabled her to get a concealed pistol permit, and Senator Ted Kennedy, D-MA, whose bodyguard was detained but not prosecuted for bringing a machine pistol into the Capitol) that gun laws are for the little people, the peasants, the commoners- not for the royalty, the lords and ladies of the manor, the country-club liberal aristocrats, which is apparently their perception of themselves.

The Carl "Warning Shot" Rowan Song
"This Land is My Land" (to the tune of "This Land is Your Land, This Land is My Land")

This land is my land, it isn't your land
I have a handgun, and you ain't got one
In Washington, you cannot own a gun
Unless you're rich and powerful like me.
This land is my land, it isn't your land
I have a handgun, and you ain't got one
If you don't get off, I'll blow your hand off
This land belongs to only me.
Carl Rowan:
"I'm Handgun Control International"

Handgun Control International symbolizes domestic and international efforts (e.g. United Nations) to restrict firearm ownership by law-abiding American citizens. It is not affiliated with Handgun Control Inc., although their agendas are very similar.