Heil,
I mean, hi, Million Moms! It's me, Adolf! What do you have in your oven,
an apple pie for that adulterer and sexual harasser, Bill Clinton? I can
tell you what I have in my oven, ha, ha, ha! I'm really glad those
Juden obeyed the gun laws we Nazis passed to disarm them and other "undesirables"
in the 1930s. Otherwise, it might have been hard to get them into the cattle
cars.
We've
really got to ban those Negrotown Saturday
Night Specials; you know, the inexpensive handguns that working-class Black
people buy so they can get uppity when a White Man tells 'em to do something.
Why, us good old boys can't even give an uppity Black a "Jasper Texas pickup
truck ride"or string 'em up the old-fashioned way nowadays without having
to worry about him pulling a piece on us! Hey, I bet you didn't know that
we white supremacists practically invented gun licensing and registration
in the late 19th century to disarm Blacks. Thanks for helping out, Million
Moms! (Note: "Negro" and "Black" are not the words he is using.)
No,
it's not ski season, I'm wearing this mask because I'm about to rape a
woman and then maybe cut her up. Did you know that, in many jurisdictions
like Washington DC, the police have no legal duty to protect any individual
citizen from people like me? The thing I really fear is a victim with
a handgun. Thanks for making your streets and your homes safe for people
like me, Million Moms! Did you know that Handgun Control Inc.'s own lawyer,
Dennis Henigan, and Maryland Governor Parris Glendening both fumbled trigger
lock demonstrations in public? If it had been real, a dude like me would'a
wasted 'em both.